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Don't strip away my stripping

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:39:14 GMT

Nude dancers UNITE

If you are a "historian" of stripping like me (or just someone interested by all aspects of the business) you have probably seen "Live Nude Girls Unite" the documentary about the strippers of the San Francisco club "Lusty Lady" who fight to unionize. And you then know that San Francisco has a strong tradition of "private dancing" in secluded rooms in clubs as well as peep shows in private booths. And right now that tradition is under attack by the city legislature.

Law makers are concerned that illicit sex acts (prostitution is NOT legal in San Francisco) are being performed in these rooms. But the dancers contend that the rooms are much safer than working in clients' homes. "It's my opportunity to be in a safe place," said Karina Stewart, a dancer at Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre told law makers in a recent hearing, according to the Associated Press.
The dancers also argue that they depend on the booths for their livelihoods and if they are removed they will be far more likely to dance in private homes and hotel rooms, where the real danger is.

On August 18th over 300 people protested the proposed ordinance in front of city hall. The protest had a party atmosphere as scantily clad dancers swayed to the music provided by DJs. There were also clowns handing out free ice cream. While no one is denying that occasionally things do go awry in the private rooms and booths, they are far more safer than dancing away from a club, far away from the gaze of the bouncers that protect the girls.

Thai Pawn

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:17:09 GMT

If you say it quickly several times you might guess it. Try it. Faster, faster...

Hehe. What a difference two letters make. Not much difference to the owner of a restaurant located in Anaheim, CA that is known as 'Thai Porn'. That's the real name of the food joint. Yes, they serve FOOD! And no, nobody will do any stripping, you won't get lapdanced and noone will belly-dance your brains while you eat.

This is a true story. The word porn, pronounced as 'pawn' in thai means blessing. Whether there is a deep connection between them we will never know but we can safely guess that their millenary history knows better. About the only suspicious element in this tale is that at the center of it all there is a woman named Pornpan, the owner of Thai Porn. Was she blessed when she was born?

For those interested in checking them out we hear that it's all about their big sausages.
Source: avn

Levitra - Not for sale

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:11:23 GMT

I love internet.

Love the world wide web. I especially like the fact that I can look up for anything I want -save cp- on my time, on my terms and on my own way. This is how every now and then I discover such jewels... It may take months, even years, for someone to dig deep, look closer and analyze further before being able to shout left and right an EUREKA of joy in the purest 'Archimedian' fashion, as spam becomes pervasive.

I will change metal-detecting gold rings on a beach for finding internet gems any day of the week.

Very *very* (very) -did I say very- erotic content ahead. You've been forwarned.

Levitra

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source: The kid from Brooklyn

Disposable Pop Culture

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:10:33 GMT

In case you haven't heard the term before, there is a citation on a recent article on music video director Zach Wolfe, who is another vivid example of crossbordering between mainstream and porn. Mr Wolfe, who directed videos for insanely famous bands such as Smashing Pumpkins and Alice and Chains, will be filming adult oriented material for American Hardcore. In a recent interview he stated "I have been a fan of porn and its role in disposable pop culture, as a result, it has always fascinated me".

And we thought the only disposable thing in life were condoms and Burger King utensils. Life can be unfair at times!

Information at info / @ / americanhardcore.com
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Penthouse Full Throttle

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:08:40 GMT

Continuing our public service of informing the toy-minded community, we recently learned that Penthouse has just introduced their own version of what extreme play is supposed to be. No, not satisfying your most obscure desires or riding a sybian cock, but extreme size folks. Check this out. "The Variations Vibrating Radical Cock model has penetrating dimensions of 11.5 by two inches. Featuring multi-speed vibrations, the Vibrating Radical Cock has what the company calls ?Virtual Touch? texture. Virtual Touch is designed to be soft on the outside and functionally firm inside."

So when you thought it was going to be soft, it wasn't. Kind of the opposite of an armadillo, firm in the outside and soft inside. Now, question is, why firm has to be in the inside? Do engineers expect users to peel dildos as if bananas to get to the core firm essence?

"The Variations Gonzo Cock is designed to please what the company calls "the biggest needs." The Gonzo Cock model is sized at 12 inches by two and a half inches. Last, the "Variations Majestic Double Cock" model has staggering dimensions of 18 inches by two inches for shared pleasures. The Majestic Double Cock is bendable to hold any position desired."

Well... that explains the T-shirts sporting signs of 'Majestic Double Wins All" I spotted on my way to a gay bar in the south beach area last night. At least one mystery solved.-

News here

Lusty Pens

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:07:58 GMT

Just a quick lusty note to let our readers know that Adam & Eve is sponsoring a writing contest at the LustyLibrary.com. The prize is a gift card worth $500! Winner to be announced in May. "Lusty Library is primarily focused toward a female audience, so what better way is there to say thank you than offering a $500 prize from a market leader like Adam & Eve?"

And for those who can't wait stay tuned. We will update our sensual stories with fresh new links shortly.

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Reinventing Sex

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:06:09 GMT

Sex machines are everywhere

Last fall, Timothy Archibald's published a book on these unusual erotic inventions. A small group of "sex machines inventors" gathered at Portland for the signing of Timothy's book. It was somewhat of an event since all inventors could exchange notes. For the most part, they shared the same common feeling that they had invented the ultrawired metal pieces to please someone else.

Comments such as 'it saved my marriage' or "I've rediscovered sex' were heard in more than one ocassion. The book not only goes into detail about the machinery but also into the lives of the different artists/creators/inventors and their own not-so-hidden motivations. One of them, Allen Stein, invented the Thrillhammer Sex Chair, now on display at the New York Sex Museum.

Honestly, when we first read about it we could only picture an apparatus in the backroom of a Iraqui prison. The fact that Paul Gaertner created his devices transforming an old pasta machine did not make us feel any better. It freezed our sperm and made our balls flat. C'mn Paul, what were you thinking, for scraps' sake? Amassing dicks on white flour like ravioli? Pass me some prego, please...

Garage inventors and the like all gathered at the ceremony looking for clues. Most of the machines discussed in the book as well as those that were *studied* at the signing consisted on mechanical phalluses sticking out.

Yes, it is still very hard to replicate the gentle touch of a loving tongue... fortunately!
Link: avn

On adult conferences and stuff

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:01:32 GMT

Similar to the annual Fan Fair held in Las Vegas every Labor Day, GlamourCon and Erotica L.A., the bi-annual AdultCon (http://www.adultcon.com/indexa.html) is another consumer-driven convention where guys and gals can go to gawk, talk, stalk and hawk stuff from a selection of adult entertainment folks. The attendees are primarily a local crowd. A common friend recently visited the latest AdultCon expo held in Los Angeles International Airport for one day (1pm to 7pm). DVDs, Polaroid pictures, autographs, T-shirts, toys and more were available to buy. Tickets for guys were $30 and $15 for girls. It's always a smart move to give the ladies a discount.

Still and video cameras are actually allowed but fans still require direct permission to take their own pictures of any of the porn girls. This convention mainly attracts the L.A.-based porn stars and models who can easily drive over for the day without the preparation an out-of-town show requires. Caught on film for Boob Beat were Lori Pleasure (SCORE Xtra #10, (at right in blue) February '04 SCORE), Alexis Amore (SCORE Xtra #8, August '02 SCORE), Taylor Wane (December '99 SCORE) (always doll-like in pink, at right), our close pal Tanya Danielle (Boobs Ahoy!, Busty Auditions #2) and Lisa Sparxxx (Holiday '03 SCORE Xtra, Voluptuous Xtra #7).

There were also a few male porn stars around (like the ubiquitous Ron Jeremy, now starring on WB's "The Surreal Life" reality-TV show) and several R-rated models were in attendance including the famous Hollywood body double Shelly Michelle. It's difficult to predict if a version of AdultCon would be successful in Las Vegas. While there's a sizable contingent of big-boobed stars, strippers, web-cam girls and porn stars living in Vegas, few of them have bought tables at Fan Fair over the last three years. Check it out!

Genuine amateur couples

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:58:27 GMT

Real people having real sex

Today, Ultimate Entertainment Group will host some preliminary casting for their 'ultimate sex championship'. You've seen the ultimate
fighting championship, fear factor, the iron chef and the american idol TV shows. We can bet our large porn video library -treasured more than anytin' in this world- that you have never seen these nookies before. We refer to the action that will be displayed behind the doors of suite 100 at 14553 Delano St. in Van Nuys once the *judges* start opening the envelopes containing the amateur video submissions that will compete for a formidable $100,000 prize.

You can bet some of these videos are possibly the best pornography ever filmed. As per the release from AVN this morning, judges will not see "professional pornstars meeting by chance at their local Target" but an inordinary amount of real sex as well as a display of genuine affection between performers. Simply put, humans enjoying one of the few things we can freely (most of us, that is) enjoy which makes life worth it (add eating and defecating to make it a divine trifecta).

The public release also stated that "For potential contestants in need of a co-star, LA Ultimate can help expedite the search process". Local newspapers and radio shows were reporting very long lines of single men fighting for a spot in the queues, at the time of this writing. We knew of some men in need but never suspected it got this bad...

Read the entire story here

On Vibrators

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:45:40 GMT

A new line of vibrators just hit the market - To rabbit or not to rabbit

Not what you are thinking bozo. This is a line of sex toys for gay men. We are painfully aware of how fast the internet evolves. Today's world wide web can hardly be compared to what it was at the peak of the bubble and it probably pales compared to what it will be months down the road... But this morning we also realized we have been on the bench for any new techno sexual gadget being pushed to the market, most of which are a must-know just for keeping up with your social milieu -read: "the guys/gals you fuck with". The below news -whether you are or are not a twink- is a final proof that if your are not wired, you are not in the loop. Stop spending time perfecting your masturbation habits and smoothing out the palm of your hand. Plug in for THOR's sake!

LOS ANGELES - The Screaming O/Bushman Products has announced the launch of the O Boy disposable vibrating quickie kit for the gay marketplace. The O Boy Quickie Kit contains one specially designed black disposable vibrating ring, one ID Glide lube pack and one name brand lubricated condom. The product will be debuted at The Screaming O booth at the upcoming AVN show in January.

"Disposable vibrating rings have been such a hot trend for couples in the heterosexual marketplace that we have had an incredible demand from retailers for a similar product for the gay marketplace, it's just a natural fit," said Screaming O Vice President Keith Caggiano. The O Boy promotes safe sex with vibrating fun and is packaged in a convenient, small "on the go" package.

Source: avn.com
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Boobie Traps

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:51:25 GMT

These are no booby-traps, but boobie traps, which makes a world of difference...

Sucking on some beautiful tits of a lactating woman could be an alternative to dangerous drugs as a painkiller. Plus it's a hell of a lot more fun. "We started the study because we suspected that babies fell into a deep sleep after drinking their mother's milk, not just because their stomachs were filled, but also because lactoferrin -a multifunctional protein that is found in milk- was affecting their brains", said Etsumori Harada, a Tottori University professor. Lactoferrin is believed to be effective in fighting bacteria and viruses, as well as being an anti-cancer agent, which is why it is suspected that breast-fed babies often do not come down with as many infant illness as non-breast fed babies. "Just based on animal experiments, lactoferrin's effects outstrip morphine and have no side-effects," Harada said. "Minute doses of lactoferrin could probably allow struggling patients to get by with morphine doses 1,000 times less than their current levels."

What the study didn't mention was that it is yet to be determined who were the animals involved. Rumors say that before the study began long lines of human beings had been spotted in unruly behaviour gathering around the lab, some spurting a foamy substance from their mouths in a clear sign of barbaric "milk starvation"...

In an interesting twist, the study revealed that "...these results suggest that BLF causes hypotension via an endothelium-dependent vasodilation that is strongly mediated by NO production..." We couldn't agree more. We are all for tits sucking. The lactoferrin discovery has sparked interest in several new studies that are presently being conducted by labs around the nation trying to determine if tip-tongue kissing may also lead to a tranquilizing, hipnotic effect.

Resistance is futile!
Enjoy: http://www.xlgirls.net/voluptuous/pics/large/Ines35.jpg

Bye bye innocence. Hello oral sex...

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:35:20 GMT

Teens and oral sex.
The good, the bad, the real.

A recently released study by the federal government showed that oral sex among young teenagers seems to be far more common than originally thought. The study revealed that more than half of the universe of 15 through 19 years old girls interviewed have practiced oral sex on equal terms as boys, that is, both giving and receiving.

Some of the conclusions brought about by the study were quite revealing in that it presented facts that contradicted prior knowledge. Wheareas before boys were depicted as the hunters, the study presents girls hunting as much as them. What lies beneath this systematic change of sexual behaviour is the apparent notion among them that "oral sex is not really sex" and that by engaging in oral sex the risk of pregnancy is minimized.

But the true motivations weren't as clear. Some sources cited that girls had to compete for the popularity by providing oral sex while other sources explained the change in terms of a general social acceptance for such acts. The truly surprising note came from a study conducted 9 months before, based on the same survey, that showed that slightly more girls than boys have intercourse before they turn 20. In addition, other national data indicate that the proportion of high school girls who have one-night stands, as well as nonromantic sexual relationships, equals boys.

Viva Le Liberté!
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About asses and holes.

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:35:46 GMT

A-HOLES

In The Complete A**holes Guide To Handling Chicks (2003), SCORE magazine interviewed writers Dan Indante and Karl Marks, two a*holes who decided to share their philosophy with the world in the book The Complete Asshole's Guide To Handling Chicks. Some have called this the funniest book ever written. "The guys who wrote this book have a tremendous amount of insight, knowledge and humor," wrote one reviewer. Others were not so generous in their praise, especially those with vaginas.

What's happened since the score interview to these two? "Life is pretty good," Dan tells Boob Beat. "We've sold over 15,000 copies of the book and we just sold the TV rights to Twentieth Century Fox TV. We're trying to put together a sitcom. I figure we'll bust our ass for a year and then they'll tell us to go fuck ourselves. Kind of like my marriage."

God, what an "A". A TV show based on this book would make Married With Children look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. The half-hour sitcom is being written by Rob Cohen (Just Shoot Me, Jamie Kennedy Experiment), who will also be the executive producer. The show will be a buddy comedy, with a lead "asshole" tutoring a younger man in the ways to get ahead with women and life in general. Charlie Sheen would have been perfect as the lead asshole but he's already starring in NBC's Two and a Half Men. There's been no announcement whether or not the word asshole will be used in the title. Anyway, if you are going to check out this book pay special attention to the chapter: "Fifty tips on being a better asshole", keep it next to your bed and don't forget your nightly prayer before turning off the lights.

Current SCORE commentaries can be read in their latest issue.
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The Big Naturals

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:11:05 GMT

CARMEN HAYES.

Featured model

Yes, these are THE big naturals, if you haven't noticed it yet. A tremendous pair of big black tits.

And if you haven't, shame on you. On time, -perhaps while your nutbuster brain reads these lines- you will receive your quota of divine chastisement. A vengeful, retributory punishment for your absolute lack of appreciation upon the sight of TITSOLUTELY perfect breasts. The wrath of her monster tits will crush you alive -you wish-.

Carmen Hayes -who is only 5'8- is an authentic boobed beast that has never let anyone -and anybody's cock- down. Never a disappointment, never a dick untouched. In all her 3 hardcore videos Carmen stands out almost as much as her giant tits, if that is actually possible. Her natural aggresiveness and hungry-sex behaviour is a must and a bust for her companions at the set. This natural 34F phenomenon performs as a stripper in the LA area on the side.

If you are around and dare to withstand her nipple attack during a lap dance, come back to this blog and tell us about such unfortunate event. Sexy tits Carmen, in spite of the clamor from the boob populace, has decided to take on Registered Nursing. We love your tits, we celebrate your brain! Good luck to you, Carmen.

By Busty sites.
Other links to Carmen Hayes: http://carmenhayes.hugetit.us/
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Keeping Your Hard-Earned Wood

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 21:55:12 GMT

If you haven't heard about these soft tabs yet....
NOT A NEW VIAGRA

Pfizer's Viagra Sildenafil Citrate Soft Tabs are new, mint-flavored lozenges equivalent to taking a Viagra pill, with one major difference: they work much faster, causing a boner within 15 to 20 minutes while the traditional pill form of Viagra can take up to an hour. These tabs are custom-made by pharmacists who take compounded Viagra (Sildenafil Citrate) and make it into a sublingual tab that works much faster than regular Viagra. This process makes the sildenafil citrate water-soluble so it is absorbed into the blood stream almost immediately. It bypasses the digestive system unlike regular pills which can be slowed down by food in the stomach and is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the cell walls under the tongue. Sildenafil Citrate is the active ingredient in Viagra and increases blood flow to the cock, so that when a guy gets horny, he can get and keep his hard wood. Check with your physician about a free sample of Soft Tabs. Baseball card not included.

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Jenna Jameson Personal Record

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 07:08:50 GMT

Jenna Jameson Smokes

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. - Jenna Jameson believes she has set a personal record for searches conducted about her on the Internet.

The latest key word rankings reported by Web marketing firm Overture show that there were 1,483,014 searches for pictures, products, information and news about her. Information about the search results conducted on her in September is available at searchmarketing.yahoo.com.

"Wow, this is the highest we've ever seen it," says Jay Grdina, CEO of Club Jenna, Inc., Jameson's management company. "I accredit the high amount of searches to Jenna's ever growing popularity and our strong company marketing geared towards the mainstream marketplace."

Yes.
It has been finally revealed what everyone does at the office. You've seen the Expedia commercials, no? Nope. Maybe the Orbitz ones? Hotels.com anyone? None of the above. At the office, employees and why-not bosses search for smut. No matter how many right-wing judges keep being appointed to the SC, american public's fascination with porn has no end.

Something to bear in mind. If you are the kind of person who feels this government is doing the right thing just note how the searches are for *news* and *information* only! Translation: people are NOT interested in Jenna Jameson's ass or Jenna's latest fuck or how many men she does per video scene, OK?? NOONE is searching for that.

Search Jenna Jameson.
Too bad Scoreland.com -the greatest big tits site of all times- has little *information* on her: Jenna at Scoreland
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Effects of sex online

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:56:55 GMT

American views on pornography. A recent poll shows inconclusive results.

ROCHESTER, N.Y. - How does the public feel on pornography? What should be done about it? Opinions may vary, but basically men like it and women don’t, according to a recent Harris Poll. These are the results of a survey of 2,555 U.S. adults conducted online between September 20 and 26, 2004. Among the more interesting findings of this research are:

About half of all adults believe that pornography "raises men’s expectation of how women should look" (51%) and that it "changes men’s expectations of how women should behave" (48%). However, women are much more likely than men to believe these (62% vs. 40% and 58% vs. 37%, respectively).

Two out of five adults (40%) believe that pornography "harms relationships between men and women" with this view also held by a higher percentage of women" (47%) than men (33%).

Almost half of all adults (48%) believe that "pornography is demeaning towards women" but this view is more widely held by women (57%) than by men (38%).

There is no consensus on the impact of pornography on children but most people, including both men and women, think the effects are mainly negative. When asked which one phrase best describes their beliefs about the impact of pornography on "children who see a lot of it," 30 percent of adults say "it distorts boys’ expectation and understanding of women and sex," 25 percent say "it makes kids more likely to have sex earlier" and another seven percent say "it distorts girls’ body images and ideas about sex." Very few people say that "it helps kids better understand sexuality" (2%).

Daniel Weiss of the right-wing group Focus on the Family said the poll confirms the organization's previous fear.

“The mainstreaming of pornography in popular culture, coupled with a lack of federal obscenity prosecution, has contributed to a greater acceptance by the general public of harmful pornography,” Weiss remarked.

Source: avn.com
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PRO hand jobs. From Asia.

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:35:28 GMT

GEISHA-MATIC
Or the way of the robotic handjob.

The day has come.

You probably thought you wouldn't live long enough to experience it but if this video is of any indication there will soon be among us the robomatic geisha girls, and not made in China but Japan.

Granted, they are not as attractive as the ancient asian dolls that have provided entertainment and lighthearted company to men for thousands of years and one could also say that those curves are not nearly as appealing... Furthermore, one could argue that a bunch of steel and wires will never, ever be able to replicate the delicate touch of the high class courtesans that tempted the men from Kyoto for centuries. Ahh... the delicate touch.

BUT, these minitaure robots can surely swing any oriental bamboo folding fan their claws are allowed to grab. And if they can *hand-le* that, they can surely *hand-le* all sorts of things including your horny pipe.

When the time comes just make sure to set the strength of the grip at around subminimum and completely eliminate the swivel action. Early human tests indicate that geisha bots have ways to go regarding their delicate touch. They have shown a tendency to squeeze, obliterate, pulverize, atomize. compress and demolish when unattended.

And yes, we heard rumors that some Yakuza guys and a few Sumo wrestlers loved it. (Ouch)
Sources: unidentified

No Hot Dogs? Think DILDOGS

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 04:09:00 GMT

We have all seen the hot dog eating contests. We have all appreciated, admired, felt disgusted with Kobayashi's 50 hot dogs/12 minutes marathon. On closer analysis, many of us questioned the need for such challenges.

At least I did until today. Searching the net I came across facts that conclusively show how much japaneses are enamored with hot dogs, to the point they can't get enough of them... You be the judge.

The picture on the left shows items offered by a japanese company. one that apparently has found new uses for the weenies. Yes, sausages have come a long way. Consider they were mentioned in Homer's Odyssey in 9th century BC. Only 3000 years later japaneses have come to the conclusion that a combination of beef and pork -cooked accordingly- can yield a nice elephant gift for your lover, a tiny hottie dog shark for your son's 14th birthday or an innocent rabbit for your boss' desk. Don't get the mustard yet.

One caveat, if you like these unsual gifts and are thinking on having UPS'd them to someone close to you, we advice not to select the item on the top right corner. We are still unsure whether the company tried to replicate a carrot out of a frankfurter without actually having to genetically engineering it or someone at their creative lab couldn't wait to get a dildo at the store round the corner... You know what they say. When no hot dogs, good are the dildogs.

Link here

Dildosaurios

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:26:37 GMT

Dildos Are Making History

Prostitution may be the oldest profession in the world but dildos are beating the hell out of it in the time-space continuum. According to some recent BBC news a 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

You got it.
The now infamous object happens to be a formidable dildo made out of stone. "The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone", noted the article. It continues: 'Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.'

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," explained Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University.

Well, well, well. Professor Conard, care to explain what in the prehistoric world knapping flints means? A sexual ritual by which cavemen were hoping to entice their counterparts? An obscure, divine technique for arousing cavegirls' clits? An ass-slapping motion for declaring victory after a dispute over a cavewoman's quaternary hymen?

Professor Conard added "It's highly polished; it's clearly recognisable,"
You mean: it's been used by the entire tribe and nearby monkey-like relatives thousands of times.

The article went to say "Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare."

Current evidence indicates that the Swabian Jura of southwestern Germany was one of the central regions of cultural innovation after the arrival of modern humans in Europe some 40,000 years ago. The Hohle Fels phallus will go on show at Blaubeuren prehistoric museum in an exhibition called Ice Art - Clearly Male.

Learn from the wise men of the past here.

Cheating... NOT

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 18:03:40 GMT

If you are going to be cheating this is something to consider...
Erotic blog wise advise.

Be careful where you drop your drawers. Your underwear is a forensic wonderland. CheckMate is an at-home consumer chemical test that reveals trace amounts of semen in clothing, towels, bedsheets or any kind of fabric that you might accidentally leave your nut-paste on after a quickie at the No-Tell Motel. The product has been on the market since 2001 and has sold by the thousands around the world to suspicious spouses.

     If the results of the five minute test on your boxers turn purple, you’ve been tagged. “Undergarments are the best place to test,'' explains a CheckMate representative. ''However, tests on the inside of shirts, blouses, bedding and car upholstery are valuable.''
     After a sexual encounter, a guy continues to emit tiny amounts of semen for up to two hours or more. Therefore there will be trace amounts of goo in his underwear that his suspicious wife or girlfriend can test with CheckMate. So even if you showered and changed your underwear after your secret coupling, you might still get caught. The same holds true for a man who suspects his girlfriend of fooling around on the side.

     “Semen stains are everywhere after sex, especially if it is an illicit affair where the parties involved may not have the proper time or facilities to get properly cleaned up after intercourse.”
     “What's the first thing a guy does after having sex using a condom? He removes the condom. Then there is usually some type of hugging activity that takes place and at some point the man in question may even be directly on top of her. It is during this outer course that semen stains are deposited on the woman's body that in turn can result in semen stains on the inside of her clothing.”
     “Also after sex [without a condom], all women experience a condition known as flowback. This flowback typically causes a woman to secrete small amounts of semen for a period of up to 72 hours after sex.”

     A survey of CheckMate’s customers revealed about 40 percent were aged over 40, about 55 percent were women and almost half had been married for more than 15 years. But the range of users is much wider than that. A soldier out of the country had his mother test his wife’s panties. A wife suspected her husband was screwing his secretary. A mother suspected her daughter of having sex without her knowledge and CheckMated her undies.

     Even if you’ve had a vasectomy, there’s no escape because the chemical tests for semen, not sperm. If there’s anything positive about using the CheckMate test on a spouse’s undergarment, it would be getting a negative result, alleviating the emotional stress that spousal suspicion and mistrust can cause. There are several copycat companies so stick with the original.

Want to know more? Visit Getcheckmate.com

College Sex

Thu, 19 May 2005 04:55:20 GMT

The University Of Iowa Pioneering Porn 101 Studies.

This morning, we came across the following jewel:

"DES MOINES, Iowa - Should tax dollars go to educating our nation’s college students on pornography? The University of Iowa is pushing that question; come the fall semester, the school will be offering a class studying the impact of porno on mainstream culture. Iowa House Speaker Chris Rants is no fan of the idea, speaking out against the use of public funds for such a higher learning experience. So far, the twenty student slots for the class have been filled, and there’s a waiting list. Grad student Jay Clarkson will be teaching the session, but don’t sign up looking for an easy A in T & A. Clarkson emphasized that no sexually explicit material of any kind will be shown."

No doubt an *interesting* idea.
Perhaps, it helps to understand the proliferation of online adult content and in turn, helps to handle the situation in better ways other than initiating a witch hunt (not cunt, you hot head) as suggested by the soon to be published new 2257 reg. We have heard though -sorry, we can't reveal our inside source (and it's not deep throat)- that some college professors are in the waiting list too.

Source: AVN.com

Fake Boobs 101

Thu, 05 May 2005 23:46:24 GMT

The "Boobs Squad" is back at work.
Case #350 solved. Angelina Jolie's fake boobs. Or fake picture, we should say.

If it looks like her, if it makes me horny like her, if my swollen nuts tear appart my boxers like when I see her then this erection material must be her.

Ha! Like you, we'd like to see anything nude from Angelina Jolie, her nude soul, her nude thoughts and even her nude dolls... Well, fake detective has found out that many posted pics out there are not the real Angelina.

How does fake detective do it?
There are many ways to find out. As stated by him: "The typical movie actress sees a great difference between doing a nude scene in a movie and posing for a nude photograph. Sandra Bullock did a nude scene in "Fire on the Amazon"; Gillian Anderson did a nude scene in "The Turning"; and even Barbra Streisand appeared topless in "The Owl And The Pussycat".

But even though these actresses have done nude scenes in movies, they have NEVER posed in the nude for still photographs. They see POSING in the nude as very very different from acting in a movie scene. However, there are plenty of actresses who have posed in the nude - Mariel Hemingway, Geri Halliwell, Lauren Hutton, Margot Kidder, Madonna, Alyssa Milano, Demi Moore and many many others."

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Thu, 05 May 2005 04:23:16 GMT

The Special Unit of AG Alberto Gonzales.

WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’s department is expected to announce soon the creation of a special unit within its criminal division to focus on adult obscenity cases, according to an Associated Press report.

“Enforcement is absolutely necessary if we are going to protect citizens from unwanted exposure to obscene materials,” Gonzales recently told federal prosecutors. He directed U.S. attorneys to report back by late July on effective ways to crack down on obscenity and what tools the prosecutors might need.

Those kind of words please religious conservatives, who claim the Clinton administration virtually ignored the proliferation of pornography, particularly on the Internet, during the 1990s.

Since 2001, 40 people and businesses have been convicted and 20 additional indictments are pending, said Andrew Oosterbaan, chief of the Justice Department's child exploitation and obscenity section. By comparison, there were four such prosecutions during the eight years of the Clinton administration, he said. Critics say a few dozen criminal cases will not dent an industry with an estimated $10 billion a year in sales. Moreover, they say, the effort is an assault on the First Amendment protection of speech and expression, however distasteful.

''They'll find some sacrificial victims, but the porn industry will go on,'' said Marjorie Heins, founder of the Free Expression Policy Project at New York University's Brennan Center for Justice. A proponent of strict enforcement of obscenity laws agreed with Heins that so far, the administration has aimed mostly at minor figures in the industry.

''At some point, they're going to have to ratchet it up if they want to do something meaningful,'' said Robert Peters, president of Morality in Media.

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Source: AVN.com

The TWAT Team

Thu, 05 May 2005 04:21:21 GMT

That is right. The TWAT team will be a special arm of the SWAT unit. You know about SWAT, do you? Then, time to get acquainted with the TWAT. Ok, ok. Re-acquainted if you prefer, since we know you have been courting twats for such a long time. But seriously, this is something to read about if you are a publisher of anything erotic.

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