A-HOLES
In The Complete A**holes Guide To Handling Chicks (2003), SCORE magazine interviewed writers Dan Indante and Karl Marks, two a*holes who decided to share their philosophy with the world in the book The Complete Asshole's Guide To Handling Chicks. Some have called this the funniest book ever written. "The guys who wrote this book have a tremendous amount of insight, knowledge and humor," wrote one reviewer. Others were not so generous in their praise, especially those with vaginas.
What's happened since the score interview to these two? "Life is pretty good," Dan tells Boob Beat. "We've sold over 15,000 copies of the book and we just sold the TV rights to Twentieth Century Fox TV. We're trying to put together a sitcom. I figure we'll bust our ass for a year and then they'll tell us to go fuck ourselves. Kind of like my marriage."
God, what an "A". A TV show based on this book would make Married With Children look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. The half-hour sitcom is being written by Rob Cohen (Just Shoot Me, Jamie Kennedy Experiment), who will also be the executive producer. The show will be a buddy comedy, with a lead "asshole" tutoring a younger man in the ways to get ahead with women and life in general. Charlie Sheen would have been perfect as the lead asshole but he's already starring in NBC's Two and a Half Men. There's been no announcement whether or not the word asshole will be used in the title. Anyway, if you are going to check out this book pay special attention to the chapter: "Fifty tips on being a better asshole", keep it next to your bed and don't forget your nightly prayer before turning off the lights.
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